DVD Collectors registered DVD hiding places (for hiding the porn when the grandparents come over):

1. Sock / pants drawer
2. Underneath the sofa
3. Hidden safe behind the painting
4. Sellotaped to the inside of the chimney
5. Behind the flowerpot next to the front door
6. In an empty packet of Weetabix.

Suggestions from our fans:

Hello! I suggest that if you store your DVDs at the front of the shelving unit then that leaves plenty of room behind the DVDs that you are proud to display for those that you would rather Mum and Dad would not see! It also means you never need to dust the shelf that the DVDs are on!

Jamie from Nottingham

If you have any suggestions to be included in this list drop an email to dvdmaster@dvdcollectors.co.uk.